Red Zone |
USA • 2010 • 82m •
  • Directed by: Javier Barbera. • Starring: Jason Morciglio, Sebastian Perez Morciglio, Javier Barbera, Richard Jacobs, Christopher C. Mitchell, Claudia Branzei, Francisco DeLa Trinidad, Armando Helguero, Jenny Thomas..  JP desires to find out about his mysterious past connected with aliens and to start an expedition to a suspected alien zone who some villagers in Canada call, Red Zone, he contracts a couple of crew members who just want to be paid handsomely and if by chance they get famous for any alien findings the better, but the discovery they achieve will put in danger their lives because of a secret war of the Grey aliens versus an almost unknown class of aliens call the Red Alien, an Empire of Humanoids spider-crab like who seek to take over Earth helped by an infamous society called Men in Black...
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Review:
Obtain a large plastic bucket, possibly a five gallon pail. Then eat as many sliders, bean burritos, and hard boiled eggs as you are able to. Wash these down with the cheapest rotgut beer that you can find. Allow for this potent concoction to ferment in your bowels.
At some point, you will have to fart. When you feel the fart building, drop trou and fart into the bucket. Then, stick your head in the bucket, and inhale deeply. As foul as that smell may be, it will still stink less than this movie does.
The story is beyond moronic. The acting is galactically horrendous. This is exactly the kind of low-budget, hastily spliced together pieces of garbage that gives all low-budget horror movies a bad name. It is a "found footage" farce that should have never been made to begin with.
This is a minimal "check the box, okay did we do that?" production of the lowest order. If I had had anything whatsoever to do with the making and distribution of this utter piece of garbage, I would hang my head in shame and swear a vow to collective humanity at large to never, ever make another movie again.
You have been warned. Watch this dreck at peril to your own sensibilities.
At some point, you will have to fart. When you feel the fart building, drop trou and fart into the bucket. Then, stick your head in the bucket, and inhale deeply. As foul as that smell may be, it will still stink less than this movie does.
The story is beyond moronic. The acting is galactically horrendous. This is exactly the kind of low-budget, hastily spliced together pieces of garbage that gives all low-budget horror movies a bad name. It is a "found footage" farce that should have never been made to begin with.
This is a minimal "check the box, okay did we do that?" production of the lowest order. If I had had anything whatsoever to do with the making and distribution of this utter piece of garbage, I would hang my head in shame and swear a vow to collective humanity at large to never, ever make another movie again.
You have been warned. Watch this dreck at peril to your own sensibilities.
Review by tmccull52 from the Internet Movie Database.
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