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Scorpius Gigantus

Scorpius Gigantus (2006) Movie Poster
  •  USA  •    •  91m  •    •  Directed by: Tommy Withrow.  •  Starring: Jeff Fahey, Jo Bourne-Taylor, Hristo Mitzkov, Evgenia Vasileva, Jonas Talkington, Stefan Ivanov, Dejan Angelov, Ray Hartbarger, T.H. Withrow, Nencho Balabanov, Darin Angelov, George Angelov, Edmond Christopher.  •  Music by: Kaloyan Dimitrov, Peter Tzankoff.
        A genius geneticist is determined to make a name for herself by using the biology of various resilient insects to create powerful human vaccines, but when her project is hi-jacked by the government in order to further advance their own bio-weaponry program, the result is a giant breed of indestructible creatures with a vicious mean streak and a taste for human flesh.

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Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
Image from: Scorpius Gigantus (2006)
See, there's this giant scorpion, and it's been mutated by government weapons testing or nuclear waste or something and - oh, what do you care? No one watches movies like this for the plot, for God's sake. You want to know if the bugs are any good, if it's any fun, if any of the chicks get their boobs out, right? Sadly, the answer is no, no and emphatically no.

The bugs are really, really rubbish, and look like nothing so much as plastic models blown up to giant size. If they paid for these effects, they should ask for their money back. The plot and characters are all Z-grade clones of Aliens, the acting is uniformly appalling - Jeff Fahey, we hardly knew ye - and the whole thing is about as much fun as, well, being eaten alive by a ginormous scorpion, actually. There are no good lines, no cool moments, not even any good deaths. As for the breasts, don't get me started. One very hot chick and one moderately nice-looking one, and both stay extremely fully clothed throughout.

Whatever the makers intended when they started out, this is a cheapo monster flick. Some things are expected - thrills, fun, gore, etc. They delivered on the gore, but forgot about everything else.


Review by mattbaxter72 from the Internet Movie Database.