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Sex Wars

Sex Wars (1985) Movie Poster
  •  USA  •    •  81m  •    •  Directed by: Bob Vosse.  •  Starring: Laurie Smith, Paul Thomas, Robin Cannes, Richard Pacheco, Gail Sterling, Billy Dee, Mike Horner, D.J. Cone, Howard Darkley, Cindy Carver, Ashley Welles, Madame Plunket, Mai Lin.  •  Music by: Bert Schenk.
Princess Layme hires two bounty hunters to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma from evil Lord Balthazar, but will they be able to withstand the endless sex 'torture' in this porno parody of "Star Wars"?

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Image from: Sex Wars (1985)
Image from: Sex Wars (1985)
Image from: Sex Wars (1985)
Image from: Sex Wars (1985)
Princess Layme (Robin Cannes) hires two bounty hunters to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma (Laurie Smith) from evil Lord Balthazar, but will they be able to withstand the endless sex 'torture' in this porno parody of "Star Wars"? Written by Arthur King who also wrote the awful "Ten Little Maidens", so I was pleasantly surprised that it didn't suck total ass even. Most of the humor works, but the constant flashing to mundane things during the sex scenes (volcano eruptions, space, etc..) But you know what? It's STILL better than those crappy Lucas-penned "Star Wars" prequels.

Review by movieman_kev from the Internet Movie Database.