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Canada • 1996 • 100m •
 • Directed by: Jonathon Kay. • Starring: Rae Dawn Chong, Billy Wirth, Willie Nelson, Jim Byrnes, Alex Diakun, Deborah Wakeham, Sarah Smith, Brent Fidler, Gabrielle Miller, Deanna Milligan. • Music by: Michael Conway Baker.   Adrianna is a beautiful alien woman who has come to Earth in search of a half alien man. She needs him to help her defeat the evil alien Pallas, who himself is out to kill her.
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Review:
The plot? Alien Rae Dawn Chong arrives to guide a flute playing underwear model in a mystical quest to avert Earth's impending environmental collapse. But first they must defeat an evil alien who looks nothing so much like a refugee from a Castro street bar. Fortunately, they've got mystical grandpa Willie Nelson along to help (who looks faintly embarrassed by the proceedings, as well he ought to be) along with buckets of cheap FX and reams of pointlessly swelling music.
Sure, the clunky script helps to obscure the film's trite plot and staggering pace, but that's just the tip of this melting movie iceberg. Everyone concerned with this film should have their union cards revoked until they complete a real course in environmental science.
Review by alansmithee04 from the Internet Movie Database.
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