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Galactic Gigolo

Galactic Gigolo (1987) Movie Poster
  •  USA  •    •  80m  •    •  Directed by: Gorman Bechard.  •  Starring: Carmine Capobianco, Debi Thibeault, Frank Stewart, Ruth Collins, Donna Davidge, Michael Citriniti, Tony Kruk, David Coughlin, Angela Nicholas, Barry Finkel, Todd Kimsey, J.E.L. Gitter, Don Sirasky.  •  Music by: Michael Bernard, Bob Esty, Lettuce Prey.
        Eoj is an alien who won a game show and the grand prize is a trip to earth to have sex with as many earth women as he can. Hildy is a reporter who is writing a biography on Eoj's adventures.

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Image from: Galactic Gigolo (1987)
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Most people fail to see the charm of this little movie, but I think its just misunderstood. Sure the script is cheesy, the acting overdone, the music B-grade porn and the vegetable suits aren't fooling anybody (we know there's humans under that green makeup!) but that is the point. This is a movie about vegetables, made by vegetables, that explores the ultimate vegetable fantasy - having sex with every human woman in town. In order to fully understand things from a vegetable's point-of-view you must become a vegetable yourself; be it from drink, drugs or days of sleep deprivation.

Need further help achieving the appropriate level of braindeadliness? Check out psycho_sapiens' Galactic Gigolo drinking game on the message board! Irresistible broccoli, incestuous hasidic rednecks, gangster stooges, gonzo journalists, perverted cameramen, sex and boobies - this movie has everything! 2 thumbs up, just remember to switch your brain off first.


Review by allrealityisvirtual from the Internet Movie Database.

 

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Sep 30 2017, 01:05