Aliens vs. Titanic |
USA • 2017 • 85m •
 • Directed by: Jeff Leroy. • Starring: Tasha Tacosa, Robert Rhine, Brenton Jones, Kelly Erin Decker, William Gabriel Grier, Jennifur Miller, Layla Price, Shawn C. Phillips, Michael Goulis, Tracy Carr, Victoria De Mare, Jay Woelfel, Rolfe Kanefsky. • Music by: John Boegehold.    Offering only the finest amenities, the 'TITAN 1C' space-cruiser is considered the most luxurious star-liner ever built. Future spring-breakers on board are excited to be touring through space with some of the world's elite. A sudden meteor storm smashes into the hull, and a deadly biological alien life-form is let loose on the ship. Seeking a suitable host, the retrovirus successfully merges with some the passengers, transforming them into seemingly invincible predators with the ''touch of death''. As the ship is destroyed, the surviving passengers crash on a remote planet, and they learn that one of them is ''infected''. They must quickly band together before it has a chance to slaughter them all.
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If you expected anything else from this film that what i got, which I did, then you dumb. Aliens vs College Girls sets itself apart from other 'VS' films, which the Asylum made famous, due to it's softcore nudity and due to the film being a sci-fi horror spoof which is not as common an approach within the VS films cannon for lack of a better description, as you would think.
It's these two elements, the tatas and the tee hees which make Aliens vs College Girls a film difficult to get angry at as it's evident this film was tailor made for a very niche audience. There's a point to everything i feel. Aliens vs College Girls accomplishes its commercial requirements, however strained and desperate they might be. Some voices will say that this is entertainment. Let me assure you though, that I am not one of those voices. The only entertainment I get out of this film will be due to this review.
Aliens vs College Girls has porno grade video quality, horrifically ugly screen filters that look like they were achieved through Windows Movie Maker, and those very familiar quirks of the cinematography on disparate low budget productions which are poor framing and extremely limited coverage.
I won't harp upon the script or the acting because it's an unambitious story with a very game cast that perform considerable amounts of lewd acts for what they obviously knew was a sexploitation parody of the Sci-fi horror genre. It is what it is, pathetic, but understandable. It has a personality which is something you can not say for all films on this level. But is it funny? No.
Right, Aliens vs College Girls is a piece of crap that didn't make me irate because I don't think it's worth getting irate at films that have clear goals and achieve them. Yep, even though on a technical basis, the film is painful to look at, I do feel this film will find an audience, even though that audience will never be someone like me.
Review by daniel-mannouch from the Internet Movie Database.
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